Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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