So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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