And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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