big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
3pm strippers are depressing
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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