I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My liver just had a heart attack.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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