ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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