Porn is love you can see.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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