North Korea, Best Korea!
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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