O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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