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  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:26pm

    what he meant was Meat. I can't wait to meat your vagina. So much funnier.

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:24pm

    And your vagina replied: I been everywhere man

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:46pm

    Hope she smells nice

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:05pm

    Hope it was a good hostess

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:04pm

    He didn't necessarily meet her vagina first, it could have been a one-way conversation with the vagina on the phone.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:43pm

    but when his penis arrived all it could do was squeak it was so small

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:27pm

    In Soviet Russia, we meat vagina, not meet.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:02pm

    So was it successful meeting ?

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:10pm

    I hope you shave that snatch, clean up the taint, and scrape out the cum from the last guy to meet your cooter. At least make it look like it doesn't belong to some slutty whore

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:55pm

    my penis would like to meet your vagina next... im sure both parties will end it with a 'smile'

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:20pm

    Am I the only one who thinks that's a weird thing to say?

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:01pm

    and then he fucked some chick with fake teeth ;)

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:01pm

    And did he get to meet her?