I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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