Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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