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  • 78 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 3:06pm

    This is classic, and what this site is supposed to be about. love it!

  • 68 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 8:51am

    So True So True So True - This is Funny :)

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 5:59pm

    I like it; it's funny.

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 12:45am

    I'm 106 days sober, and agree.

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 10:08pm

    i know why you have such relationships...beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 1:07am

    Yes we know this isn't FML but if it was sent in a text then it belongs here.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:33pm

    Hahaha wrong site but i loovesss iiiiit

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 12:53pm

    I love my drunk friends!

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:34pm

    you people below need to go buy yourself a sense of humor. this is hilarious and EXACTLY what this site is all about.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:00pm

    Haha, my best friend is now an alcoholic and it's my fault. Now I don;t drink and we stopped hanging out. I can definately relate!! Fuuuuuunnnnnyyyyy!!!

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:57pm

    i really don't understand why people think its worth their time to judge other people based on their text messages, find something more productive to do with your lives, this is supposed to be funny so if you think its stupid move on to something else

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:22pm

    I agree with the 6:17pm post (although this really ISN'T the site for this...)

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:10pm

    Seriously. Go post this on fml. Wrong site.

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 8:47pm

    this is NOT fml.com go post on that sight...... bc nobody here cares,

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:27pm

    this describes my life

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 9:44pm

    FML is for people who feel bad about themselves! This is just true. and hilarious.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:34pm

    that's the worst...i know

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:15am

    Unfortunately I can 100% sympathize : /

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:17pm

    Been there. I like this. Fuck everyone else.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:07pm

    I feel ya on this one..wrong site or not..definitely two thumbs up

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 8:29am

    Totally know what you mean.

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 8:44pm

    lol what a dumb whore. get help. or kill yourself.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:17am

    Done that, Once i had a year of a drunken relationship and then got sick and was sober for a little over a week and ended up dumping the girl cause i couldnt stand her

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:48pm

    An unfortunate slight

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:20pm

    this gets a facebook 'like'

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 3:03am

    haha yeahh... definitely been there.