He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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