Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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