K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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