He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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