Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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