We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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