Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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