what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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