yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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