You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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