I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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