she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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