i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
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You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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