he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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