butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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