i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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