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what?
penguin condom
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
A+ Viking dick
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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