Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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