I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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