my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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