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He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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