Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
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ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
i now understand why vodka
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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