Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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