So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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