He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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