You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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