Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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