nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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