I don't think brook has ever known best
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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