They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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