he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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