I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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