come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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