youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
North Korea, Best Korea!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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