This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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