Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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