I got her a Nickelback box set.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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