they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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